I’M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN’T. Don’t touch! Unisex T-shirt/Crewneck/Hoodie

I’M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN’T. Don’t touch! is available on a relaxed unisex T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, or hoodie made for comfortable everyday wear.

Fit and fabric

• T-shirt: 100% cotton with a soft, relaxed unisex fit.
• Crewneck sweatshirt and hoodie: 80% cotton and 20% polyester with a classic unisex fit.

Available size range: T-shirts S–5XL; crewnecks and hoodies S–3XL. The selectors above show the options currently available for this design.

Care instructions

• Turn the garment inside out before machine washing.
• Tumble dry on medium-low heat or line dry.
• Do not iron directly over the printed design.
• Do not dry clean.

Made to order. Minor color differences can occur between screens, garment blanks, and the finished print.